from my heart down to my legs.
what if finn tried to prank people with this whole thing now
bonus- he tried to fix it
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
Moro Keris Sword
- Dated: 18th century
- Culture: Javanese
- Medium: steel, silver, wood
And the progress thing.
I think I’ll leave this now and do something else…
I am a fan.
"Do it… turn me on."
No, Steve thinks, nope, not now. He rolls away from the voice and onto his side, because dammit, he was just starting to drift off.
"Steve. Steve. Steve.”
"Bucky, I hate you and I’m trying to sleep,” Steve says.
"You can sleep later. Get up, already, and see this.”
Steve grumbles as he opens his eyes. He doesn’t move to follow his friend, who’d already gone to the doorway and is lingering there with this obnoxious mixture of expectation and mischief on his face. Instead he reaches for the clock on his nightstand, saying, “What time is it,” as he turns it his way. “Oh, c’mon, Bucky, it’s like one in the morning, we have to report in.”
"Steve," Bucky’s voice has turned stern. "If you don’t get outta that bed right now, I’m gonna come over there and drag you off by your foot."
Steve rolls his eyes at the threat, but he trusts Buck would follow through with it, even if it is childish and awful or maybe because it’s both those things, so he gets up and lets Bucky lead him over to where he’s got his laptop open on the kitchen table.
"Yer gonna love this," Bucky says, and Steve doubts that greatly and wow he is so right, because Bucky turns the screen his direction and—
“Why.” Steve has no other words. “Why.”
"It’s vintage," Bucky says, and that’s not an explanation, that’s just him pointing out another reason why this should be hilarious. And Steve is sure it will be, for everyone but him.
After another long minute of him just. Looking at the most tasteless light-switch fixture in the whole of mankind, Steve finally finds something else to say; “Where did you even find that.”
"Tony posted it on fa—"
"No, no, wait, it gets better, you can buy these online too.”
"I’m going back to bed.”